Laptop Gamer

Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny

Oh bro your room smells like armpit I bet your a laptop gamer and your name is estin

by Someonewhoactuallytouchesgrass August 5, 2022

Gamer Pose

When a gamer leans forward.
Grants +5 Skill

Person 1: goes into gamer pose
Person 2: Bro wtf

by BeatingMyDick January 14, 2020

gamers choice

a caffeinated stoug made go australia to satisfy a drinking gamer having the advantages of brawls and guiness in one drink.

"man i've been playin call of duty for hours i need a gamers choice and a cone"

by leigh_of_kent April 19, 2008

Half-Gamer

A person that only use one side of his headset, making it possible to actually hear what people around him is saying.

Chris: Heh, Gary sucks at CS
John: Shush, he can here you. He's only a half-gamer.

by Ash Is Mad February 21, 2008

Gamer Power

get good noob my gamer power is higher than you

"I am a god you cannot kill me I have the most ultimate gamer power"

by french main November 2, 2020

Gamer Paranoia

Gamer Paranoia is a condition that occurs due to gaming behind one's parents back. Not limited to gaming, most activities on a computer done on a computer while watching for authority figures can cause it. Symptoms include constant glancing at the door, and heightened auditory perception. Treatment is usually done by removing the patient from the environment causing the condition.

From years of alt-tab gaming, I got gamer paranoia syndrome

by 322997am May 10, 2020

PC Gamer

That guy that plays on a keyboard for almost every game that it plays. Especially ones that can't afford paying to play games that are more recommended for controller for more complex/competitive multiplayer games.

PC Gamers' have been rising up over the years.

by `'` May 12, 2020