butt ton

a fucking lot.
a shit ton.
a great amount.

Nike didn't give John Ross an island, but I'm sure they gave him a butt ton of cash.

by b&byc&kes March 4, 2017

butt boxing

When you and your partner fist each other's asshole

Samantha and I had a great butt boxing session last night

by Yuumuuuuu February 10, 2014

Butt Muzzle

Farting into your hand to cover the sound

"Peter pulled his hand, shoved it up his ass, parp, success the sound was killed. But my hand stinks now! the Butt Muzzle worked"

by Drip bwoii February 8, 2010

butt stamp

buht stamp

noun

1 the act of sitting on something while completely naked, not wiping one's anus fully and leaving brown or green print

on said object.

Mark, I'm so sorry I left a butt stamp on your couch.

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 17, 2022

stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018

butt stamp

when one stands up from a seat and a large, sweaty imprint of their butt remains.

joe stood up to get off the bus and didn't realize he left a butt stamp on the seat. all the other passengers refused to sit there and eyed joe as he exited the bus.

by dordan jewert July 29, 2009

butt scoliosis

an ass that caves inwards

damn mia has such butt scoliosis she is not thic with any c’s

by mia’s flat ass December 11, 2018