Toilet Flower

When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals

I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down

by NDZ May 24, 2003

toilet brush

A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.

"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Toilet Paper

A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.

"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"

"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"

by ToiletPaperUser March 28, 2020

gang of toilet

A woman with a huge booty!!!

That girl's got a gang of toilet on her!

by LJM67 November 30, 2016

Toilet Buddy

A net that you hang inside your toilet to catch anything that falls out of your pockets (ex. wallet, credit card, spare change) while you "go".

"If I hadn't had my Toilet Buddy, my credit card would've been flushed!"

by Jefferist February 13, 2010

Toilet soup

A conglomerate of all bodily secretions into a toilet, consisting of urine, poop, saliva, and to top it off, ejaculate. Bonus points if you add blood.

Guy 1: Yo, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I was feeling bored so I made a hefty toilet soup.
Guy 1: Aww sick man.

by CummingSpoon May 20, 2020