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joke a smoit

Hey dude, joke a smoit and chill out hippy!
by kanusay420 May 22, 2009
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flip the switch

To execute someone by electrocution in an electric chair. Refers to the device by which electrical power is turned on or off.
They were going to flip the switch on the convicted murderer today.
by Naiad February 6, 2020
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Switch Girl

A pre-op male-to-female trans-sexual who can switch between female and male roles in sexual encounters.

Sometimes also known as 'shemales', although shemales are purely a creature of the porn world.

Note - Not ALL pre-op male-to-female trans-sexual are, or even want to be, Switch Girls (and are not 'shemales'). The average M2F (male to female) TS (trans-sexual) just wants to behave and be regarded like a natal female, whether it be in bed or out and about living normally.
we spiced up our marriage by getting a switch girl in for a threesome, it was like having another boy or another girl in bed at the same time!
by Kaitlynn June 22, 2007
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spoit

a general insult derived from the word sport
person #1:yo, you a spoit

person #2: what the fuck is a spoit man?

person #1:you
by pansie July 2, 2004
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switch bitch

Person with whom one may have intercourse with while being on a "break" with it's stable partner
Manuel: I haven't had sex since two hours ago when I got in a fight with my girlfriend.

Xzibit: Damn nigger we gots ta gets you a switch bitch.
by tupacyupanqui February 26, 2009
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light switch

1) A woman/man who appears much hotter in the dark than with the lights on.

2) The act of turning off the lights to hide an unattractive mate.
1) Bro, its last call at the bar. Club lights are about to come on and your in for a surprise. That girls a light switch.

2) Although she's ugly, i haven't got any in a while. When i get home, i'll just light switch her.
by kevin kage March 18, 2011
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Switch

Verb: The act of simultaneously tucking back the male genitalia while completing a spin in the air to land with ass and genitals facing the original direction of travel.

Variations include: No handed switch, backdoor tuck pull switch, and backflip helicopter switch.
Chris landed a 180 switch from the coffee table right in front of the couch.
by Switchmaster C-Sizzle April 19, 2010
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