Simba Status

when a cougar is after a young male,his in simba status.A young man who is being chase by a cougar

#1:Bro what happened with that cougar last night
#2:I was in Simba Status

by AHR22 September 16, 2011

John Kerry status

1.) The act of saying one thing but then doing another
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.

1.) "No man, I am done talking to her" (then the person still dates her)

You have just gone John Kerry status on me.

2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)

3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech

by pfidr34 August 29, 2006

Status Quote

When someone relentlessly spams your newsfeed on Facebook with quotes or lyrics, rather than being original and insightful.

John "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Response "Stop with the status quote"

by Bagginski March 2, 2010

Donk Status

1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.

"Dude that was fucking donk status."

by Courtstazzz May 25, 2006

meatball status

State of having no, or very little money- roughing it, bumming it, etc.

"Lost all my money at the blackjack table. I'm on meatball status for the rest of the trip."

by Webster Dic June 1, 2007

mud statue

racist term for black person(i.e. nigger, moon cricket, darkie, spear-chucker)

mommy look at the mud statue over there!

by racist555645646315634561321356 October 18, 2008

Kbarron Status

when you date a girl thats deffinatly jailbait or "fresh out the womb"

Person a: damn hes 40 and hes dating a 13 year old
person b: thats that kbarron status

by KiddehPorno January 14, 2011