smuffercate

Suffocate someone with your muff

I am going to sit on your face and smuffercate you.

by Smuffercate October 12, 2015

Smuffmuffin

An amazing person that is always there for you, great to have as a friend.

Thank you, you're a very good smuffmuffin.

by eloogle.moc.hi August 2, 2016

shuffu

Instead of saying 'Oh well' or 'doesn't matter' you might say 'SHUFFU'

Person 1: Oh no! I lost my bracelet!

Person 2: Shuffu.

by lda1411 April 11, 2009

Shufflomancy

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

by marliemellow April 15, 2009

shuffle bomb

(n.) a undesired song that comes on while your MP3/Ipod is in shuffle mode. can be simple annoying and/or extremely embarrassing

bob decided to listen to some music to help him sleep. After a few minutes he was finally falling asleep when a shuffle bomb, hardcore screamo song, came on.

John was at a party with punk friends; they were listening to some intense rock on his ipod when Miley Cyrus, The Climb, came on. This shuffle bomb ruined his rep.

by grrrrrstupidipod October 19, 2009

Shufftek

The way of describing a person who listens to techno and is a mad good shuffler. To describe more than one of these people the word becomes 'Shufftekz' because the inclusion of the letter 'z' makes everything so much cooler. The original word was created by a girl called Lily Colin for the original and still best Shufftek of all time; Josh Potter

That guy is such a Shufftek!
Check out that group of Shufftekz!

by Mentos1234 February 3, 2010

smeffin

The action of smanning somebody. Aka shitting someone.

Are you smeffin me?

by smeffer November 12, 2010