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Mufasa Smash 

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Taking a dehydrated dump in the palm of your hand and waiting till someone yawns and opens up wide (like a mufasa roar) and you smash it in their face with full force, with the goal of getting most of feces inside the mouth.
Damn man... everytime I go to that guys house I end up getting a Mufasa Smash for no reason.
Mufasa Smash by r2d2 Bur 2 the gos December 16, 2011
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Super Smash Bros 

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When 2-8 people are fucking, and whenever someone cums 3 times, they lose.
Person 1: Did you hear Johnny got 3-Stocked?
Person 2: Yah, he got destroyed by that dude. He’s so trash, he shouldn’t play Super Smash Bros anymore.
Super Smash Bros by BladeZGX November 10, 2020
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lets smash 

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when a boy ask a girl if u wanna play smash bros but the girl gets the wrong idea
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boy: Ayo babe lets smash

girl: sure thing daddy

girl came over

boy: FINALLY! so you brought your controller?

girl: Controller?

gets naked

boy: AYOOOO CHILLLLL
lets smash by itsme olaff December 2, 2020
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Pasty Smash

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To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
Pasty Smash by Duff Duff Mc Duff August 16, 2008
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chas smash 

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1.) Band member of the 80's ska band madness
2.) Band member of the recently created band "The velvet ghost"
"Have you looked at the smashportal today? Chas Smash posted another topic about his new band."
chas smash by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004
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Chinese Log Smash Surprise 

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When one finally drops a quality hot and steamy log that hangs from ass to toilet water after extreme constipation and does not realize that it has not detached from the anal cavity, causing him/her to proceed with the wiping process, and violently "smash" through the log. It is called a "surprise" because the victim usually responds with "HOLY SHIT!" or "MY BUNG HOLE!" or "DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF!"
1. "I was walking past the bathroom while my brother was taking a shit and I heard the beginning poot but did not here the ending splash that usually follows. I realized what was happening and immediately yelled 'DICK, WAIT!....but it was too late..he had experienced his first Chinese Log Smash Surprise."

2. "After 3 weeks of being constipated I had taken my glory dump, not knowing that the magnificent log had not detached. As I went to wipe (from front to back) I had my 5th Chinese Log Smash Surprise this month!"

3. "After his Chinese Log Smash Surprise, Jim's hand never recovered..."
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