Simuldump

When two or more of the dogs your are walking take a dump at the same time.

Wow was I lucky today. I was walking the dogs and they took a simuldump at the same exact time, so it was easy to pick up thier poo.

by Pakman1281 September 3, 2011

simultant

simultaneous; synchronous.

There was a simultant telecast of the diva’s performance on three TVs.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012

simulstance

an even that happens simultaneously with others.

We are familiar with a hella lot of simulstances.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012

samuelherrera

the hottest colombian guy in this world ,,,, great at sex, and sweet at hell,,, loves joking around,, and hard to not love

samuelherrera loves girls named brittany minter with fake red hair

by samuelherrera October 20, 2012

samuel west

a penis with no tip

thats a samuel west id like to suck

by idklolpoop November 25, 2014

Simultaneous Zisk

When you and your friend notice an attractive person at the same time and therefore must battle over who gets to introduce them self first. Usually occurs at party, bar, or similar scene where you are trying to pick up a babe (male or female).

Rules of Simultaneous Zisk:

1) When you both see the hottie, make eye contact with the other and yell "Zisk!" at each other. This initiates the game.

2) First person to smack the nearest door hinge wins.

3) Winner gets ten minutes to engage the hottie with no interruptions. Loser may intervene if after the ten minutes the hottie seems uninterested.

"Why are you standing so close the door? You're kind of in the way."

"Sorry I'm expecting Betty and I have to have a good position for Simultaneous Zisk. I just know Jordan is going to try an say he say her first."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

Samuelos

An awesome, and very attractive young man who is liked by everyone. A chickmagnet that will make you feel comfortable and safe.

It is an honor to be a Samuelos

by Bubba54321 January 31, 2015