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eat pizza in the shower

According to Jamie Foxx, if you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you are not gay.
Jamie Foxx: "I'm not gay...A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself."

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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."
by sprawling urban metropolis April 23, 2010
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Shower Curtain

The act of running the shower to mask the sound of a shit.
It was taco night, and Amy had friends over, so when she paid a trip to the restroom she used a shower curtain.
by Nopolitician November 17, 2013
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Shower Cum

When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird
Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know
by HTW92565 March 20, 2016
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shower-sharking

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.
Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.
by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016
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Shower

Something YOU should do right now. Put down your phone. There you go. Now go shower! Wash your hair!

How was the shower?
Ew you smell go shower!
by BobaSippingCactus October 27, 2018
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broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.
"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."
by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008
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equator shower

1. (n) A quick and to the point method of bathing that involves only washing the privates. Sometimes it may extend to the armpits as well.
I think I'll do a quick equator shower before heading out tonight.
by horker1 June 4, 2007
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