shit in the punch bowl

to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.

"It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."

"Yeah, he totally shit in the punch bowl on that one."

shit in the punch bowl by Doug Higbert January 5, 2009

shit-all 

Used to measure the extreme SHIT-ALL can mean "entirely" or "absolutely nothing". SHIT-ALL can be interchanged with the words
"very", "goddammed", "overly", or "jack-shit", depending on it's context.

1.) Why you got to be so shit-all stupid?
2.) I'll tell you what, Jeb don't know shit-all about fuck, far as I'm concerned.

shit-all by Doug Mesner June 18, 2004

shit knuckle 

someone who does nothing. Sits around all day with their thumb up there ass to the knuckle.

Paul: Hey Todd, did you get that work done that you were supposed to do?

Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.

Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!

shit knuckle by hecklndecalr March 19, 2010

shit everywhere 

The reason not to go in the bathroom

seriously, you don't want to go in the bathroom, there is shit everywhere, its on the walls, and on the floor and this girl went in there and she got shit in her hair, and in her eyes, and between her fingers and now it makes a squelchy noise, and its in her mouth, and on her feet, its everywhere, seriously there is shit everywhere

shit everywhere by earmuff wearin monkey maid August 30, 2004

shit crinkle 

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.

davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle

shit crinkle by aardvarks September 27, 2007

Shit's Creek

To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.

"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."

Shit's Creek by Kcstealth August 13, 2016

shit is going down 

What you say when you know something big and bad is happening.

Dude, did you hear about Jamie cheating on Zach?
Yeah, shit is going down!

shit is going down by JesseTheJohnson June 13, 2008