soft santa

blowing your load while your soft

i fuckin had to soft santa last night because she couldnt get my chub going

by shwoogie May 15, 2010

The Santa Claus Effect

When a fat man's belt face is facing down because their fat is pushing it down. Most common in school teacher substitutes or larger men that wear their belt to tight.

Dude our sub has The Santa Claus Effect going on right now. Ewwwww that's raunchy.

by penny pinchaa March 25, 2011

Biannual Santa Claus

Someone who comes down your chimney twice a year.

i.e. a sexual encounter that happens twice a year.

Biannual Santa Claus comes but twice a year.

by JohnnyBlueEyes November 23, 2011

Ripped like Santa

A person who has a stature similar to Saint Nicholas but is very strong and muscular

Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped

Dude, I thought that guy dancing with all those chicks was a total fat slob, and then he took his shirt off. That guy is ripped like Santa.

by chip70 November 14, 2011

Santa's Eyebrows

After ejaculating in your girlfriend's face, pretend to wipe off her face while actually rubbing your load into her eyebrows, causing them to appear to be white, like Santa Claus. Then sit on her lap and tell her what you want for Christmas.

Guy #1: How was your date last night?
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.

by goldfish1129 September 1, 2010

Santa Brutan

A resident of the beautiful Southern Californian town of Santa Barbara. Santa Brutans are like the general layed back stoner that is found in 90% of Santa Barbara, but they are the athletes/ fighters/ go getters/ entrepreneurs of the city that might leave for years at a time, but come back with medals, honors, conquerings, ownerships, degrees from other places and people that have been sub par to them. But they will still offer to smoke with you no matter what.

The Santa Brutans have certian areas that have different names that have changed throughout the generations.

The Mesa: Mesa Rats
Monticito: Cito Rats
ext...

Santa Brutan: "Veni, vidi, vici"

by Spotter in the bush December 8, 2010

Angry Santa

1. Name given to a person who usually is nice and joyous, but suddenly makes a sarcastic or angry remark that is inconsistent with their usual self. This is similar to seeing a usual jolly Santa becoming angry for any reason and is inconsistent with his character.

2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.

Person 1: "Remember when he slipped and fell on the sidewalk?"

-Everyone has a benign laugh-

Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."

Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"

Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"

by Doc Jay UCLA November 28, 2009