by Borisgarabachov February 14, 2019
noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”
by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025
Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.
I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.
by Royal Jack January 07, 2023
Royal is an amazing person, hew will brighten your day with his humor. Royal may seem shy and introverted but he is the nicest person you will ever meet. never judge Royal assume anything about Royal because he will allways suprise you.
I love Royal
by just-another-person May 15, 2022
Royal is the light in the dark, the sunshine when it rains and the warmth when it’s cold outside. She is the reason you would want to have a child, after meeting Royal you will question why you don’t have one of your very own. Royal loves dancing and will groove to the sound of any kind of music, she is one in a million.
by jadenation November 26, 2019
by Yo bitch dede September 17, 2020
A Girl of Elegance. Royal is highly sensitive, caring, elegant and Very Outstanding. Shes Beautiful and Disciplined. Royal is a true empath. Even though Royal could be very non-challant, Shes a down to earth lady and knows just what she wants. Royal is Determined and Is a Goal Getter. Royal is Spritual and Loves to connect to God as well as People on a deeper level. Royal Hates small talk, and is very passionate about Nature and its Beauties. Get Yourself a Royal today.
I need a "Royal in life.
When i think of settling down, I'd Need to get me a 'Royal' Because shes everything any man would wish for.
When i think of settling down, I'd Need to get me a 'Royal' Because shes everything any man would wish for.
by QueenDoe November 25, 2021