an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.
by BeerSponge November 25, 2013
Get the satan roastmug. John, Mary and Luke were having roast-off on who had the bigger dick, oh, and Mary as you guessed by now is a transvestite.
by Gap was here June 1, 2016
Get the roast-offmug. Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.
Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.
Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.
by Calonizier April 16, 2023
Get the Spit-Roastmug. by Roaster1337 October 15, 2017
Get the Roastmug. A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."
Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!
by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016
Get the Roasting Chestnutmug. A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.
Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show
by RobJeremy June 6, 2022
Get the spit roast cobb salad tossmug. A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.
Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.
by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025
Get the Split Roastingmug.