Magic Carpet Ride

Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.

Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.

Magic Carpet Ride by beedazzle September 20, 2011

moustache ride 

variant of "going the growl" although this maneuver requires one lovely lass upon ones moustache ( or womb broom) in a rug munching manner.

After a lovely evening, I took her home for a moustache ride.

moustache ride by tronald dump August 27, 2013

Dryggy-back ride 

When a college guy comes up from behind a high school girl at a club or party and starts grinding on her from behind.

That guy totally just tried to give me a dryggy-back ride!

Dryggy-back ride by Eryn Zander February 15, 2010

Chicago carriage ride 

When a couple is 69-ing with the man on bottom and the woman on top. For it to be considered a Chicago carriage ride, however, the man cannot have an erection.

Ben was really excited about his date last night, but they just ended up taking a Chicago carriage ride.

Chicago carriage ride by Matt Daniel June 20, 2011

Magic Carpet Ride

When you stick it in a girls ass, and then ride her down the stairs

Last night me and becky wanted to mix it up so we tried a magic carpet ride

Magic Carpet Ride by Hugh Hardon July 29, 2019

Glass Bottom Boat Ride 

A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.

Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.

Glass Bottom Boat Ride by Kodiak June 15, 2003

Funky ride 

1. An acid trip usually taken in a cadillac car in which you smoke alot of weed, never taken alone.

2. An awsome Outkast song on Southernplayalisticadillacmuzic

1. You want a couple hits of acid, then we can go for a funky ride in my Cadillac.

2. "Let me take you for a funky ride"

Funky ride by Suibu March 19, 2010