a richard 

Aa polite way of saying dickhead

Man he can be such a richard sometimes

a richard by Clintonator98 February 21, 2015

Doesn't know dick about Richard 

A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.

The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!

Doesn't know dick about Richard by Applepiegirl126 May 6, 2011

Broke Richard 

A person who is worthless, they never try to do anything right, they always leave things for everyone else, often respond with "its not my job" or "why do I have to do that?". You try to get rid of them, but for some reason you can't. If a person at work is hated by all, never does his job correctly no matter how many times he/she is showed, and does not put any effort into doing anything then he may suffer from being a Broke Richard.

That boy is worthless, he's aint nothin' but a Broke Richard.

McDonalds is slap full of Broke Richards who don't care about their job.

Quinn, quit being a Broken Richard and get to work.

Quinn was a Broken Richard, and he always will be.

Broke Richard by Everyonesucks1210 December 6, 2016

skinny richard 

Putting a garbage bag over your penis and filling it with whatever bodily fluid floats your boat. Proceeding to take the full bag of jizz/piss and hitting people while yelling "SKINNY RICHARD YO ASS"

Peter:Yo Luke lets skinny richard Andrew
Luke:Good cus I gotta take a piss
Andrew:Deuce you guys that hurt!

skinny richard by Deucey Jones October 10, 2011

Cliff Richard mood 

When one can't be fucked.

I was going to wash the car, but in the end I was in a bit of a Cliff Richard mood, so it's still covered in shit

Referenced obviously to the Peter Pan of Pop's famous celibacy. (Apart from when he gave Sue Barker a right seeing to back in the day)

Cliff Richard mood by captain fuckflaps July 24, 2010

Uncle Richard

When your uncle ties you down and makes you give him anal without cleaning his ass first, resulting in lots of brown splodges.

He gave me an uncle richard.

Uncle Richard by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

wtf richard 

when your friend throws the fucking freespee on the highway

Guy 1: Come on, throw it
Guy 2: *throws it on the highway*
Guy 1: WTF richard?

wtf richard by fpenfqoNFPwqpOF September 12, 2017