redneck pig fuckers

rednecks who fuck pigs, not to be confused with rednecks who don't fuck pigs or pigfuckers who aren't rednecks

The barn party was kicking ass until some redneck pig fuckers showed up and fucked all of our pigs.

OR

Ben fucks pigs, but he's not a redneck pig fucker -- he's just a sick fuck.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

redneck chex mix

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty

I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.

by heynow_1 January 18, 2010

redneck breath mint

Instead of a person brushing their teeth to remove bad breath, the person places a dip of snuff (preferably wintergreen or mint) in his/her mouth

Dude, I need a redneck breath mint because I forgot to brush my teeth. Got any dip?

by Turbodogg420 January 02, 2010

Redneck Lunch Sack

The act of performing oral sex to a woman and then vomiting into the vagina. Then you push the vomit in with your penis and ejaculate into the vagina. After you ejaculate into the vagina you then continue to eat out the vomit rich, cum filled vagina.

"Dude did you hear Mike accidently redneck lunch sacked his grandma last night!"

by rambo2112 May 04, 2010

redneck traffic jam

A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.

I got side swiped by an explorer because we both could not fit through the redneck traffic jam.

by TTM August 28, 2005

Redneck Car Wash

A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.

Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."

by iroc78 March 11, 2009

Redneck Sperm Bank

The act of jizzing in the family pool and getting multiple girls pregnant....

Grandmom: how did you get knocked up again??

Mom: I went swimming in your pool...

Son: OH FUCK

thats a redneck sperm bank...

by dirty dicks July 08, 2011