quadcoreos

A technical term for the second generation CPU cookie from Nabiscotel which fuses two dualcoreos into a single CPU cookie which utilizes the cream-filled power of FOUR singlecoreos. This chip spent 60 months in beta testing due mainly to the continuous theft and consumption by Nabiscotel's top computer scientists.
Amount of possible high-fructose sugarflops: 8 with L2 cache of 12 additional kg body weight per kg of CPU cookies consumed.

Timmy: Larry, you've got to stop. You're still overheating from the dualcoreos last week, and now what the hell are those? What on earth??

Larry: SHUT UP. NO ONE IS GETTING MY QUADCOREOS. I'M AN EARLY ADOPTER! A REALLY FAT EARLY ADOPTER. 8 sugarflops and I overclocked it with this chocolate milk.

by the infamous kaspar carr April 17, 2010

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quadrashart

When four people simultaneously crap and fart at the same time making a watery poop-like substance in the underwear.

"Dude I just saw Liam, Zach, Peter, and Joey quadrashart everywhere!"

by crazydrummer May 13, 2010

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Quadriphilic

A person that suffers from an over-obsession with anything that comes in multiples of four. Sufferers are more commonly referred to as Quadriphiles. Severe sufferers have been known to derive sexual pleasure from the thought and touch of objects in quads.

The first known diagnosis of this condition was a man named Richard Poole in Manchester 2011.

"Rich what are you getting from sainsbur...Dude. Stop fucking the 8 pack! What are you Quadriphilic or something?"

"Why's Rich touching that four year old like that?" "He's a Quadriphile."

"I know your quadriphilic rich. But do you have to put four fingers in my ass." Joanna Foster 2011

by Bridgelea September 14, 2011

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