puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

puke stick

Small penis, especially as used by a talented dominatrix or humiliatrix.

"When was the last time your puke stick discharged?

by Epic R. Guy December 16, 2019

Pokey Clicker

Something that sounds very wrong and should have an equally wrong definition on Urban Dictionary, but did not so a person who does not understand Urban Dictionary made a definition talking about their experience with the phrase to try to be funny.

I see you have a Pokey Clicker there...

by Kurdism December 17, 2019

Pokey

Adjective. Used by baby boomers to describe houses millennials can afford.

Oh gosh, that apartment is so pokey compared to my house in Brighton!

by Happydaysallround January 12, 2020

Puke-apotamus

Throwing up so heavily, it looks like a hippo is puking.

Oh my gosh, I think this puke-apotamus is going to overflow the toilet.

by WhollyFit February 26, 2020

Puke

Most dangerous substance found anywhere now...

I ate some food and had to puke!

by Jeremiahj4308 May 23, 2020

Puke

Usually whenever you are sick, when you overindulge, and/or see/hear something disgusting.

Amy: I have such a bad stomach bug, i've puked at least 5 times.
Or
Amy: My god I ate too much pizza. I dont feel too good (lol)
Or
Amy: I just puked because I heard Mark talking about what he thinks bed is like.

by lqiwaenrdtay October 26, 2020