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Parkwood Pool Noodle

When someone doesnt flush after taking a crap
I went to the bathroom and there was a Parkwood Pool Noodle floating in the toilet.
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corsica in the pool 

the term "Corsica in the pool" is a rephrasing of lyrics originally found in a cali Hip-Hop jam by E40 (or E-40) in which the lead vocals urge listeners to "ghost ride the whip" OR "ghost ride da whip" the whole thing sounds catchy enough to double as the chorus actually. in any case, the original phrasing found in this song was actually eclipsed by the trend it helped popularize (ghost riding da whip). this is of course the act of driving one's car (preferably an escalade) slowly on a strait-away, then jumping out of the vehicle and dancing along-side (or on the hood) to ones favorite song with added browny points for playing E40. accordingly, "Corsica in the Pool" can be most accurately compared to a weird al yankovic song because of it's qualities as a parody. In the "corsica" version, the song promotes the act of placing a chevy corsica in one's back yard pool as a demonstration of one's "balla" status. And as a further step towards said goal, gold rims and other common "gangsta" car accessories might be fitted to the car as a further demonstration of status.

this is an up-and-coming fad that is sure to be seen on MTV cribs within a matter of months.
"x4 corsica in the pool
x8 now...swim
x4 put those spinner rims on
x2 now...gas, brake, dip, dip "

toss him in the pool 

2 people taking hold of a boy's legs and arms and carrying him to a pool. Then, the 2 people swing him by his arms and legs, and throwing him in the pool.
Toss him in the pool
Okay, let's get him
No!!!! I am not down with this
toss him in the pool by Tickle King December 19, 2013

Jump in the pool together 

When you find a gem like no other gem and you let her know it because she's worth keeping forever.
Typical M fearlessly leaped while B cannon-balled as they decided to jump in the pool together.

Drain the Pool 

Joe - I gotta drop the kids off
Martha - Don't forget to drain the pool!

hooligan's pool party

a party including wet hooligans that create mischief after evening hours. This may include; public sex, TP-ing peoples houses, inappropriate displays of affection and or rape, and showing everyone your hairy, wet, butt hole.
I went to that hooligan's pool party and saw a lot of hairy, wet, butt hole