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Jamaican Pool Noodle

Jamaican Pool Party filled with glorious island folk while not invited on a cruise or tourist destination
Hopped on a cruise, bought $10 flip flops with zero arch support...

Jamaican pool noodle was the goal

..Day started wonderful

It turned into a Jamaican pool party with white peopke in dreads

"...My wedding party from Cape Cod got overtook by Jamaicans and ruined my wife's dress with Red Stripe and Appleton Rum"
Related Words

Uber pool ride

Community bicycle
Rachel? Her cooter is an uber pool ride.

Parkwood Pool Noodle

When someone doesnt flush after taking a crap
I went to the bathroom and there was a Parkwood Pool Noodle floating in the toilet.

Pussy pool

A swimming pool party where no one else but hookers are invited, and are charged for free.
Dylan: Yo Patton, we're gonna invite hookers to the pool party this weekend. You wanna come?

Patton: Hell yeah!

Dylan: Trust me! It's gonna be a pussy pool!

Patton: Hell yeah, brother! I can't wait to eat some pussy out tonight!
Pussy pool by Jester69 June 13, 2026

terri’pool

when you suck at pool, you are terrible at pool. Therefore, this is a contraction of those two words. The term was coined by. Kyle Green
are you good at pool or are you terri’pool?
terri’pool by yccmbd July 10, 2026

corsica in the pool 

the term "Corsica in the pool" is a rephrasing of lyrics originally found in a cali Hip-Hop jam by E40 (or E-40) in which the lead vocals urge listeners to "ghost ride the whip" OR "ghost ride da whip" the whole thing sounds catchy enough to double as the chorus actually. in any case, the original phrasing found in this song was actually eclipsed by the trend it helped popularize (ghost riding da whip). this is of course the act of driving one's car (preferably an escalade) slowly on a strait-away, then jumping out of the vehicle and dancing along-side (or on the hood) to ones favorite song with added browny points for playing E40. accordingly, "Corsica in the Pool" can be most accurately compared to a weird al yankovic song because of it's qualities as a parody. In the "corsica" version, the song promotes the act of placing a chevy corsica in one's back yard pool as a demonstration of one's "balla" status. And as a further step towards said goal, gold rims and other common "gangsta" car accessories might be fitted to the car as a further demonstration of status.

this is an up-and-coming fad that is sure to be seen on MTV cribs within a matter of months.
"x4 corsica in the pool
x8 now...swim
x4 put those spinner rims on
x2 now...gas, brake, dip, dip "