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pocket method

It is the act of putting your hand in your pocket to simply, smoothly scratch your testes.
Ayo! I was in class today and my balls' itched so I used the pocket method so nobody would notice.
by Mr. JoHN KnoxXx May 5, 2007
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pocket poor

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.
I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.
by T Moto August 21, 2007
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pocket pansy

One who secretly spends the whole day with a dildo in his ass unbeknownst to his friends and co-workers.
I didn't take Tom for a pocket pansy until I saw the dildo fall out of his ass in the men's locker room.
by Long- John Steven Spielberg August 7, 2009
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Pecks and Wecks

Multilple definitions, can be used as a greeting but only as a greeting to determine whether someone is doing fine, In this case usually followed by a "or what". Secondly, it can be used in an exclamatory fashion to show or garner agreement. In this case the phrase is slowed down and either accompanied by a head nod or followed by "ya know" or both. Only to be used when your mind is blown or your really trying to relate something to someone.
Phone Call:

Example 1

Slimer: Yeah, is the homeboy Scott Baker there?

Scott Baker: Yeah, This is him BRO, whats up? Who's calling?

Slimer: Pecks and wecks or what?

Scott Baker: Yeah I guess? who is this?

Slimer: Dis is your homeboy Slimer, I just got out of Lerdo homie.

Example 2:

Slimer: Charlie said he wants funk bro, I got what their lookin for homie.

Scott Baker: Pecks and fuckin wecks! ya know!?
by GaryFreezen August 18, 2009
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Pocket Launch

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.
When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.
by Ritondy August 2, 2010
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Pocket Comment

Pocket Comment: Any comment made by accident to a social network or forum from a smart phone or connected device residing in your pocket.
Pocket Comment example: adfjdjqehdanldmmm
by Bapzzyx June 15, 2011
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Pocket Job

When a female puts her hands in a males pocket and pleasures him. (best in sweatpants)
Jimmy went outside to get a pocket job from Meghan.
by Droppin Gs in my Pants December 19, 2011
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