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A mild tap on the forhead
*Taps john mildly on the forhead* YOU JUST GOT PLINKED, JOHN! LMAOOOOOOOOO
Plink by Soppen55 October 6, 2025
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Phonkophobic

Someone who hates phonk a lot.
P1: "Bro Bad Happening Funk (Super Slowed) is so good"
P2: "stfu im phonkophobic nga"
Phonkophobic by Penis Eatsr November 8, 2025

Phonklicious

It means alpha or cold. If somebody is phonklicious, the idea is that their life would be in a phone edit.
Patrick Bateman is so phonklicious.. we need to make a sigma edit out of him.
describing a noun that gives out phonk vibes
wow hes so phonkulus
Phonkulus by hytr5 December 1, 2025

Plank Celebrity

The smallest celebrity that can be imagined by the human mind. Based on scientific terms such as "Plank Length" and "Plank Time" for smallest units for length and time respectively
"Tik-Tok is like an ocean of Plank Celebrity"

Plokamiphobia

Noun

The fear or aversion of tentacles.

Etymology: The word has the Greek root word "πλοκάμι (plokami)" meaning "tentacle"; and the Greek suffix "φόβος (phobos)" meaning "fear", "panic" or "terror."
Person 1: "Hey, you good man?"

Person 2: *Staring at the tentacles of an octopus in an exhibit* "G-get... get me away from those!"

Person 1: "What? Dude, what is it you're so worried abo-... you have plokamiphobia, do you?"
Plokamiphobia by Pseudonym2100 December 23, 2025