Piss-o's

A game originating with baby sitters in the north east in which fruit loops or similar O shaped cereal is poured into a toilet and young boys are instructed to aim for certain colors. An alternate method of toilet training.
"Aim for the red one Derek! Good job! You won Piss-o's today! Wait untill I tell your mom when she gets back from Italy."
by Savannah Jewels June 29, 2006
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miss-piss

When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.
Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?
by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009
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pissed off

When people push you and push you and push you and even when it's becoming obvious you're not enjoying what they're doing they fucking persist.
I'm really getting fucking pissed off at you mother fuckers.
by digitaldevil December 29, 2004
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Piss yourself

To start peeing full-blast without removing your pants and/or underpants. Results in soaked clothing.
Larry: Ahhhhh!
Joe: Man what the ****! Did you just piss yourself?
Larry: Uhhhh, yeah?
by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010
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take the piss

To tease mercilessly or in such a way no one would believe you or to treat someone badly in order to get what you want.
1. (British & Australian very informal) to make a joke about someone or to make someone look silly (often + out of ) They always take the piss out of her because she's a Barry Manilow fan. 'You should wear miniskirts more often - you've got the legs for them.' 'Are you taking the piss?' (British & Australian very informal!)
2. (British & Australian very informal) to treat someone badly in order to get what you want Four pounds an hour is taking the piss. £50 for that old thing? That's just taking the piss.
by Devilish69 September 29, 2013
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Viper Piss

When jizz dries on one's dick tip from beating off the night before. When they wake up the next morning and try to piss, it comes out in two directions like a viper and showers the walls and floors.
After jacking off last night, Teddy tried to piss this morning but instead sprayed the bathroom walls and floor with Viper Piss.
by Adam Kennedy March 01, 2006
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piss head

someone who likes the piss (beer)
ie almost a drunk, a piss head is probably an amature alco
yer man is a total piss head, he was out again last nite and shagged a 45 year old
by jim November 25, 2002
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