Pee Slinger 

1. The dearest friend a drug user has

2. A person who sells their clean urine to people so they can pass a drug test

3. One who sells their pee for personal gain

KJ: Man, I hope I get that job Monday. After Saturday night I'm not sure I can pass the drug test

Chico: That's cool bro. I'll give you the number for my pee slinger

Pee Slinger by Sayrahbelle and K-Doggy January 8, 2012

pee jokes

Jokes to break the awkward tension after peeing on your friend while drunk

Wow your pee jokes really make me feel better about your urine being on me.

pee jokes by Drunkfriend July 2, 2016

pee-do 

n. a small penis. this word is typically used by children, but may refer to a grown man's dong if it is tiny enough.

"Mommy, my pee-do is hard. Will it go away?"

pee-do by FeFe16 December 31, 2009

Pee In Her Butt 

A term that is especially common in Maine. Used by a guy to express a desire to have sex with a girl he sees.

I would pee in her butt anyday.

Pee In Her Butt by Goodgentleman June 1, 2005

Pee and Flee 

After making love... S/he falls asleep... You piss on in/on the bed and leave.

Dude I donkey punched her and a pee and flee.

Pee and Flee by Poop George II October 30, 2008

pee in her butt 

The notification of a girl being so hot that you would like to take a piss in her ass

Mark: ballzy id pee in her butt

ballzy:yea and people in maine are gay and didnt make that phrase up

pee in her butt by ballzy October 1, 2006

pee on you, pee on me 

Both guilty, or share equal blame or fault.

I thought that you were the one that was supposed to apoligize first, well I'm not going to go first; so, pee on you, pee on me.

pee on you, pee on me by Quido1 December 29, 2009