Patrick

Patrick is a piece of shit that will never get far in life. He has no control over his Money, Life and Future. That's why he will never get far in life. If you're his GF you should better leave him before he gets you into dept too. He can be agressive and scream and not see an issue with that. He's fat and medium good Looking with the time though he gets uglier and loose the top of his hair just like his Father that didnt get anywhere in life either. You should never trust him because all he does is lie to your face and hide things from you. He's not smart either and either dropped out of college or didn't even think of furthering his education.

Me: Are you Dating a Patrick?
Her: Yes but the Relationship is horrible.
Me: Oh no, You better end it.

by tessaTessssssssssss25471 July 2, 2020

Patrick Stump Lesbian

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.

“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

Patrick lozano

THE BEST ATHLETE TO EVER EXIST AND ALWAYS HAS THE MOST SHMONEY

Patrick lozano is the best athlete and he is the best at basketball and he always has the most shmoney

by Shmoneypattt November 20, 2023

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd , lol, it's lit!!

by Beatrix who wants the mug December 17, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god

(this is a robbery but its ok cause his name is patrick

by SOFTHAMSTER July 16, 2020

Patrick

Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation

Fuck i luv Patrick

by ghddfg October 25, 2022

Patrick

He is very short. He plays Clash Royale and he likes Ella

Patrick has a huge DICK

by YES SIR< BIG OLLL DICK DICK June 7, 2022