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Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!
Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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paid under the table

by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Tabling

The act of jamming your cock from underneath an extendable table and having a woman fuck it from above.
My cock is red raw!” “Why’s that, Nadeem?” “She was tabling me too hard last night, again!”
by Puzzle_Man November 6, 2020
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GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table)

The official Shadow Council of Spellbreak that is responsible for maintaining the good that remains amongst the Breakers in the Hollowlands.
GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table) are the Breakers responsible for the return of the Blink rune!
by nikku_uwu November 14, 2019
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Round Tabling

The act of 3 cool people talking together in a group on Facebook.
Sham: Sorry I missed poker last night guys, I was round tabling with some cool kids and lost track of time.
by The Sham Sham October 22, 2011
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Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
by Yello Roc September 14, 2023
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Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.
Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.
by eerie5 September 29, 2023
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