Mario Milk

Mario milk is a delicacy found only in Hanford and is the only known cure to ligma aside from prepucio con leche de cocho . Mario milk only comes in pi gallons and is milked from the seven nips of Mario

“Maria have you ever had Mario milk”
“Ya i have it right here”
“That’s not real Mario milk it’s not from all seven nips”

by Milkyseller November 11, 2018

Milk boy

A milk boy is someone who is very cute and pasty. Their skin looks like milk. Usually named Bridgit.

Chiara: Look at that pasty girl over there. Its a milk boy.
Josie: oh yeah, thats Bridgit lol.

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 4, 2022

pigeon milk

A sexual maneuver requiring the man pull out on the verge of orgasm, tightly gripping his cock with his hand and holding in the jizz until the orgasm has ended. Once he has calmed down some and being pestered by his lover about why he's standing there holding his cock, he leans his lover's head back, positions the head of his cock inside their mouth and releasing the grip on his penis allowing the jism to dribble out like a pigeon feeding it's young.

Justin: Dude, you remember that bitch I was with last week?

Kevin: Yes, yes I do.

Justin: I gave her some pigeon milk.

JC and Kevin: MNYEH!

Justin: JYEEEEEEEEAH!

by TwinSunCoalition May 1, 2009

coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 4, 2003

milking the dog

Usually applied to people who are wasting time.

That babes just milking the dog....shes never going to get anything done around here.

by Dr.Robert June 16, 2005

Milking the geek

The action of lowering your head towards your penis and jizzing in your own mouth. Oftenly referred to as serving yourself a milkshake.

Cody: Oi mate where were you last night
Jack: Parents didn't let me out :(
Cody: I bet you were Milking the Geek
Jack: ..!..

by Benmkl February 23, 2010

Whale Milk

A delicious beverage invented by Spelda. Much better than regular cow milk and less disgusting than goat milk. Coming soon in Chocolate and Strawberry.

When all the cows die out, you'll want a glass.

by Poison333 May 1, 2005