Scrobble Milking

The act of connecting and disconnecting your iPod or iPhone in order to retain the songs that you have been listening to, so they will "scrobble" to your lastfm profile.

Man, if this software wasn't so shitty I wouldn't have to waste so much time Scrobble Milking.

by Miss Bea Potter April 29, 2011

Thanks for the milk.

A remark which one uses at the end of an awkward or uncomfortable verbal exchange in an attempt to close the conversation.

Arnie: Yeah so did I ever tell you that I was conceived as a product of incest? It's a tradition in my family to bear children that way.

Buddy: wh-WHAT?! Uhm... gee thanks for the milk.. BUT I've got to be uhh going.

by The4RealDeal November 1, 2009

pigeon milk

A sexual maneuver requiring the man pull out on the verge of orgasm, tightly gripping his cock with his hand and holding in the jizz until the orgasm has ended. Once he has calmed down some and being pestered by his lover about why he's standing there holding his cock, he leans his lover's head back, positions the head of his cock inside their mouth and releasing the grip on his penis allowing the jism to dribble out like a pigeon feeding it's young.

Justin: Dude, you remember that bitch I was with last week?

Kevin: Yes, yes I do.

Justin: I gave her some pigeon milk.

JC and Kevin: MNYEH!

Justin: JYEEEEEEEEAH!

by TwinSunCoalition May 1, 2009

coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 4, 2003

milking the dog

Usually applied to people who are wasting time.

That babes just milking the dog....shes never going to get anything done around here.

by Dr.Robert June 16, 2005

Milking the geek

The action of lowering your head towards your penis and jizzing in your own mouth. Oftenly referred to as serving yourself a milkshake.

Cody: Oi mate where were you last night
Jack: Parents didn't let me out :(
Cody: I bet you were Milking the Geek
Jack: ..!..

by Benmkl February 23, 2010

Whale Milk

A delicious beverage invented by Spelda. Much better than regular cow milk and less disgusting than goat milk. Coming soon in Chocolate and Strawberry.

When all the cows die out, you'll want a glass.

by Poison333 May 1, 2005