FBI Tree

A small tree that you jump over when your Freakin' Balls Itch. While jumping a person has to yell FBI.

Derrick - Man I have some FBI

Bob - You should go jump an FBI Tree that'll fix it.

Derrick - Sounds Good

by BC Bane December 30, 2009

Top Tree

A name for high end marijuana product.

Man I just picked up some fire top tree from the dispensary.

by Switchin Laynez September 4, 2018

Tragic Tree

The slang word for the Magic Tree Pub & Eatery, a restaurant. It's named this because of the god fucking awful luck regarding keeping kitchen staff.

"Another day at the Tragic Tree..." - Chewy

"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake

"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)

by Karl A Fladonk March 9, 2021

Dirty tree

Dirty tree is a s3x to a boy.

I just dirty tree him

by Fnaf_fan March 8, 2022

Tree Chicken

A moose.
Refers to the danger of moose along the roadway or elsewhere that are big and heavy that hitting them is like hitting trees. Also, like chickens, they are unintelligent and likey to jump in any direction unpredictably at any moment.

First used in 2018 by Browless Seth from the band Totally Overrated Sellouts during his stay in Alaska.

Slow down when driving in Alaska if you see a tree chicken, because it might jump out in front of you and smash you right dead.

by Concrete Coyotes November 24, 2019

Tree Vagina

I Fagot from your school who needs to kill them-self because no one likes them. (GAYFAGGOTRETARDDICKSNIFING PEICESOFSHIT)

FUCK you kaleb You Tree vagina go sniff a dick you faggot.

by KalebP!23 November 28, 2017

Tree-J

a blow job in a tree. also, the cum is now tree-jaculation.

my boyfriend and I went camping and decided to climb a tree for a tree-j. he was so excited that he tree-jaculated after only 10 seconds!

by agracefulklutz August 9, 2020