magic rub

What your Mom gives you when you make a mistake.

"Hey sweetie, you keep messing up a lot. Here's a Magic Rub." - Mom

by MagicRub Lover September 17, 2017

Louisiana Rub & Tug

Louisiana Rub and Tug is when a dude stands in a swap and starts masturbating using slimy swamp water as lube.

Billy’s horniness caused him to step into the swap for a Louisiana Rub & Tug to masturbate with swap slime because he didn’t have lube.

by Oooo weeee August 03, 2023

Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

by DirtyDickNBalls May 02, 2016

rubbing trend

When you read that small dicks are back in fashion and get excited about rubbing a small one in the team shower

Paul was glad he could finally shower with all the other players and was looking forward to Rob rubbing trend

by Mountie69 October 11, 2021

Danger Rub

to rub someones private area in a public place trying not to get caught.

with my burd having a danger rub on the bus.

was in the cinema with the misses and she gave me a bit of a danger rub till i got hard.

by ldanger January 10, 2012

Rubbed eyes

To look into someone’s eyes.

James rubbed eyes with Christopher and now he thinks they’re beefing

by Elizabeth Cullen September 27, 2023

Rub-pet

A rub pet is basically an animal kept as a companion such as dogs, cats, hamsters, Etc.

You shouldn't be surprised that a single woman has so many Rub-pets. After all, when humans don't like your company the next best thing is to force an animal to endure you.

by Woot the Wonderer July 14, 2018