Lazy employee who works on ad hoc basis especially in startups and tech companies. They are like instant noodles, they don't plan, collaborate or think.
Hey Lisa, why you didn't give us heads-up about this project?
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.
by Samooooooo May 19, 2020
Get the Instant Noodlesmug. 
A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019
Get the Wet Noodlemug. Noodle Party - When a customer or client fucks up incredibly, causing your entire business to have to drop everything and try and fix their problem. Requires lots of noodles.
Our client seriously fucked up last night and we had to do an all night Noodle Party to fix their mistakes.
by tv_eyes August 18, 2016
Get the Noodle Partymug. by LC August 25, 2003
Get the vaggie noodlesmug. by Christian Aura September 11, 2010
Get the Ramen Noodlemug. by turd burglar June 20, 2003
Get the schoodle noodlemug.