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Cock rub

Noun. The act of rubbing ones peepee. Like a handjob... but way better.
Yea so last night was awesome; Kelly game me an over the pants cock rub.
by Johnny Cockboy October 24, 2017
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Tongue rub

Man I gave her and awesome tongue rub last night, she came all over my face.
by Caligirlstrtup June 7, 2017
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flub rub

When you don't have a thigh gap,so when your thighs are moist rub together and burn and eventually scab
I'm so sweaty from walking so long I have flub rub
by Palmieri June 18, 2017
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Dry rub

A boring version of sex with no actual sexual intercource involved..... literally just rubbing a dick and a vagina together 😫
Josh: Hey Will, did u and Bella do it last night?
Will: Nah we just dry rubbed for ages, it was so boring, I just wanted to shuv my dick in her mouth but she’s on a no cum diet....😕
#dick
#oral
#will
#josh
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#cum
by KityLover November 14, 2017
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surface-rubbing

Surface rubbing can refer to:

1.) Copying somebody's music style; biting, but to a far larger extent - rather than replicating their style, like what happened to autotuning, the music sounds almost identical.

2.) Trying to replicate someone's way of life.

3.) Try to become a higher social status by replicating someone's behavior, thought to be edgy or cool.
Example for definition No. 1:

"Yo, bob! Did you see that? BigBoiDuck bit my rap style!"

"Nah, man! He just surface-rubbed you, his beat, voice, and even lyrics are nearly the same as yours."

"Shit, I need to sue him!"

Example for definition No. 2:

"Bro, I'm the only one in the universe who eats waffles upside-down."
"Not anymore. Penny Beanstock just surface-rubbed you, he eats waffles upside-down like you."
"Such a shovel."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That new guy at our carwash - Steffen Cockson - he's surface-rubbing me, don't you think?"
"Yeah, he used to be shy and now he's trying to be crazy like you! Totally surface-rubbing!"
by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 27, 2018
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rubbing out the kids

Craig was rubbing out the kids before work.
by assographer March 2, 2018
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Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns as possible on your member and then proceed to receive a handjob
"Billy asked for a funyun rub last night and I couldn't complain. "
by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017
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