cold morning
when you wake up your partner by dumping ice on her, then proceed to jizz on her or shit on her feet.
cold morning by cJBL2 November 30, 2010
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Perfetti morning
A term in central/southern Illinois to describe waking up from a black out drunk night in a unbelievable situation. The term coming from Perfetti meaning perfect in Italian.
Me: I had one hell of a Perfetti morning.
You: what happened?
Me: I woke up at a different college covered in crap
You: what happened?
Me: I woke up at a different college covered in crap
Perfetti morning by YetiP July 13, 2011
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Soul Moaning
Soul moaning is a cross between Patrick Stump's soul voice and Gerard Way's moaning. It goes something like this: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa uh uh uh uh uh aaaauuuuuhhhh
Person A: *hears something strange yet Majestic ™* What is that noise?
Person B: *is soul moaning* Oh this is just me trying to soul moaning but failing.
Person B: *is soul moaning* Oh this is just me trying to soul moaning but failing.
Soul Moaning by ukuyeele December 7, 2017
The Department of Bitching and Moaning
"So what's trending today?"
"Hmmm, another terrorist attack..."
"Pass."
"...more corruption in our justice system..."
"Double Pass."
"...someone thinking about not seeing the new Ghostbusters movie..."
"Someone is not thinking about seeing the new Ghostbusters movie! Away!"
--The Department of Bitching and Moaning, Nostalgia Critic review of Ghostbusters (2016)
"Hmmm, another terrorist attack..."
"Pass."
"...more corruption in our justice system..."
"Double Pass."
"...someone thinking about not seeing the new Ghostbusters movie..."
"Someone is not thinking about seeing the new Ghostbusters movie! Away!"
--The Department of Bitching and Moaning, Nostalgia Critic review of Ghostbusters (2016)
The Department of Bitching and Moaning by The Logical Fallacy October 11, 2018
college morning
College Student A: "I don't have the money right now, can I pay you back tomorrow?"
College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."
College Student A: "Okay!"
THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM
College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"
College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."
College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."
College Student A: "Okay!"
THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM
College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"
College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."
college morning by gmu2012 March 27, 2010
Word of the Day on March 29, 2010
Morning Glory
Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.
This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.
Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
Morning Glory by Bulbous Jack H December 27, 2011
Sunday Morning
Any morning when one finds themselves coming down from a trip.
This definition comes from the phrase coined by Hunter S Thompson, "Every day is Saturday Night, Every morning, Sunday Morning".
This phrase also appears on the Ladytron song "the Weekend" and is referenced in several other songs by the same band.
See also
psychedelic hangover
This definition comes from the phrase coined by Hunter S Thompson, "Every day is Saturday Night, Every morning, Sunday Morning".
This phrase also appears on the Ladytron song "the Weekend" and is referenced in several other songs by the same band.
See also
psychedelic hangover
Angie is falling asleep during first period on a Monday
Steve asks, "What's up with You?"
Angie replies, without lifting her head from the table, "Shut up, It's Sunday morning ><'."
Steve asks, "What's up with You?"
Angie replies, without lifting her head from the table, "Shut up, It's Sunday morning ><'."
Sunday Morning by TheArchitect'sWordAdder March 28, 2009