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Freedom Moocher

n. Freedom Moochers are individuals or groups that reap all of the benefits of freedom while neither participating in the preservation of such freedom noir contributing anything of substance or relevant options towards the perpetuation of said freedom.

Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.

A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.

Antonym: Freedom Feelers
Freedom Moochers hate the military.

Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.

Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.

Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika

Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.
by Fact Based Person March 12, 2021
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MUFF MUNCHER

A strange teacher who is classed as a A Tier nonce, this teacher engages in munching on students muffs.
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