Mario Milk

A luxurious, precious milk that is really rare. Mario Milk is taken only in pi gallons, we usually drink this until we are 36 years of age or else we die.

“Maria! You forgot to drink your Mario milk!”
Maria: *dead in the shower*
“I’ll drink it later lymphoma”

by iamtakensorry November 7, 2018

Milking the Goat

When two guys are showing the goat to a girl and the girl jacks them off at the same time as if you were milking a goat

Jack: Dude, I know this sorority girl that is willing to do the move, milking the goat
Bill: I don't know man, she is pretty dirty.... but i'm always down for getting milked
Jack: ok she is gonna come in the door now so get ready!

by Marsupial Watson October 1, 2010

pigeon milk

A sexual maneuver requiring the man pull out on the verge of orgasm, tightly gripping his cock with his hand and holding in the jizz until the orgasm has ended. Once he has calmed down some and being pestered by his lover about why he's standing there holding his cock, he leans his lover's head back, positions the head of his cock inside their mouth and releasing the grip on his penis allowing the jism to dribble out like a pigeon feeding it's young.

Justin: Dude, you remember that bitch I was with last week?

Kevin: Yes, yes I do.

Justin: I gave her some pigeon milk.

JC and Kevin: MNYEH!

Justin: JYEEEEEEEEAH!

by TwinSunCoalition May 1, 2009

coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 4, 2003

milking the dog

Usually applied to people who are wasting time.

That babes just milking the dog....shes never going to get anything done around here.

by Dr.Robert June 16, 2005

Milking the geek

The action of lowering your head towards your penis and jizzing in your own mouth. Oftenly referred to as serving yourself a milkshake.

Cody: Oi mate where were you last night
Jack: Parents didn't let me out :(
Cody: I bet you were Milking the Geek
Jack: ..!..

by Benmkl February 23, 2010

Whale Milk

A delicious beverage invented by Spelda. Much better than regular cow milk and less disgusting than goat milk. Coming soon in Chocolate and Strawberry.

When all the cows die out, you'll want a glass.

by Poison333 May 1, 2005