Minecraft

The best game ever made. If that little fucker Jermeysays otherwise, fuck his mom.

You: Hey Jermey, want to play Minecraft later?

Jermey: No, fuck you bitch I play Fortnite
Jermey’s mom: mmmmm yes HARDER DADDY PLEASE MMMMM AHH YESSSSS

by Hey Bryce what do April 8, 2019

Minecraft good fortnite bad

A word used by redditards who thinks it’s fucking funny and gets upvoted for saying this retarted word. They also shove this word in everyone’s faces for playing fortnite instead of minecraft

Me: Plays fortnite

Redditards: MINECRAFT GOOD FORTNITE BAD KENAU REEVES MOMENT NOT WHOLESOME SHSHSBSBSNJSKWKSKSJSUSUSH

Me: Holy shit your actually retarted

by nobruhwhy September 26, 2020

minecraft illuminati

When you Google something and Minecraft appears. This literally can occur when ANYTHING is googled and is usually one of the top websites, images or videos. This can even occur when something isn't even in the. It's as if Minecraft is always watching. Similar effects can be observed

Person 1: I searched "How to get to the moon" and it came up with "How to get to the moon on Minecraft"
Person 2: Well yeah, everything you search comes up with Minecraft.
Person 1: Minecraft illuminati man, minecraft illuminati...

by danaxleer January 16, 2015

MINECWAFT

idk you make the definition dude.

YOU WANNA PWAY MINECWAFT?!?!?!?!?!?!

by HANDLE CANT BE BLANK. September 13, 2018

minet

Russian curse meaning blow job.

can you give me minet da?

by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015

Mineplex

A Minecraft shithole full of immature little children usually ranging from the ages of 8-12. The children are completely unaware this shithole is pile of trash and they usually like to ride the dicks of the many corrupt staff members there. The people who apply for helper are all suck-ups and tryhards who will probably never achieve the rank of helper. Many people claim you hack just because you beat them and you don't even hack at all. The staff there are very corrupt and will lock your thread on their forums without even posting on it or giving a reason why it is locked. They don't even allow the word hell on their server and will literally go ballistic when you swear. Many people will report there left and right. They think a date is just a teddy bear tea party. Most of the people who play this shithole will end up virgins living in their parent's basements living at the age of 40.

10 year old: I would kill myself if Mineplex was to ever die.
Person who claims hacks: What the fuck is this? Dude, you killed me through a fucking wall. I saw you! Get banned, kid. Brb, reporting on Mineplex forums.
Helper Tryhard: Guys, the staff of Mineplex are doing the best they can even though they aren't and never will!

by Dinov December 17, 2014

minersville

a town in PA, that is so gay and boring. Place where there are almost no jobs but plenty of bars and completely random stores such as suezan's sweet shop, revolution motorcycle shop, and versa tron (who the fuck knows wat they sell there).

Minersville, PA 17954

by WWT SKATER July 26, 2006