March 21

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day. Don’t forget to tell em you love tho.

For a bit friend to girlfriend march 21

by Smithye March 17, 2022

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March 30th

Everyone gets to grab each other's balls, asses, penises, boobs and vaginas. Take a dip :)

Gabriel: Hey Alec, It's March 30th.
Alec: hey, ok cool don't rly care.
Gabriel: CUM HERE.. *grabs his balls and ass*
Alec: What the fuck are you doing leave me alone!!!
Gabriel: What, don't you like this, you get to grab mine as well.
Alec: Oh.... Well ok then.
*both start eating each others balls*
THE END

by Nigrophobian March 30, 2022

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March 31

March 31st is get naked and run around the world day. Come one y’all have fun.

BILL: OMG WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!!!
You: It’s march 31st

BILL: oooh sexyyyy come here baby gurl and give me some ass

by ze_pain8 March 30, 2021

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march 5th

If you were born on this day you’re probably an emotional wreck or soulless and nothing in between

They’re always crying a lot, they must’ve been born on March 5th.

by yeet? October 15, 2019

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Marching Band

The one hard, time consuming, learning experience that you wait all year for. Spending time with the boys, laughing at the trumpets, being molested by the low brass, never hearing the Clarinets. And making up stupid inside jokes and Callbacks. Hearing the phrase "Alright, one more time and we can have a water break! " from your director. But you never care. You enjoy it.

Why is the Football team on the Marching Band Field?

by Rawrnickasaurbree October 26, 2011

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March 12th

Millsie day!!!

omg it’s March 12th
“What’s so special about that?”
“How do you not know?!”

“It’s National millsie day”
“What’s that?”
“March 12th is a day for max and Harvey’s fans called the millsies!!”

by Helloimkatewbu December 15, 2019

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