Malfunction

When someone is being an ass to you, or is acting very strangely.

Dizz: "Hey Rico, mind if I sit next to you?"

Rico: "Yeah, I mind."

Dizz: "What's your malfunction, Rico?"

by Zastro November 7, 2009

mallrats

A hilarious Kevin Smith movie. It is one of the earlier Jay and Silent Bob films. The movie details a day two guys spend hanging out at the mall while trying to figure out a way to win back their girlfriends.

Mallrats:
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

by C the kike October 16, 2006

Malani

Malani is your average outgoing, outspoken, goofy, beautiful,"one of the guys" type of girl. Dont hold back around malani because she is the most funnest person to be around, what ever you say might make her laugh until she turns red. you would want to lose a malani, your life wont be the same without her

Yo did you talk to Malani lately?
YEAH! she wouldn't stop say "RAWR XD" tho she's so cool to be around

by @thebeautyoall April 21, 2018

Mallori

If you ever find you a mallori you will find out that she is a beautiful,young woman of God, her laugh will captivate you it will be one of the things you love about her, along with her kindness, beauty, and patience. Her hair with its redish brown glow will mesmerize you. Although she might be defined as "bad luck" she is the exact opposite of that I know from personal experience. If you have a mallori in your life you have a precious and talented woman there.

I love how mallori is humble.

by Never leave a rose on a beach January 21, 2017

Male Tears

A term that has been used since before 2012 to mock how much entitled men cry when women do or say anything that makes their sense of privilege feel even slightly threatened. But that in the last couple of years, men have attempted to change to mean sperm (even though there is no evidence of the term ever having been used for that previously). Because they have to undermine every single thing that women do.

the term 'man tears' has been used very rarely to mean sperm. But it is a different term to 'male tears' (the clue is in the way the words are not the same), and even that had originated with another meaning before being hijacked by sperm-obsessed men.

Neckbearded crybaby: I have to sit like that on the train. My balls are too big to sit like a normal, polite person
Educated woman: Male tears are delicious!
Neckbearded crybaby: Waah Waah. You're mean!

by Haru Yasumi October 2, 2018

maldini

the best football player ever..he played 4 ac milan since he was a child...he gotta become a legend,especially if milan wins the champions league...-actually he misses 3 matches only to do it-
paolo is the best...despite his knees problems he keeps playing agaist time passin'...

sorry...i couldnt buy the tickets 4 the match....
oh no!I've never seen paolo maldini play!

by mileeee April 19, 2007

Male hoe

A nasty male that sleeps (have sex) around with every women or males they can. Getting expose to STD’s

Girl friend: oh who is that guy?

Me: no one worth your time, he is just a male hoe.

by Psexdom August 27, 2018