The Biggest Loser

a sports fan who gives up his/her season tickets the same year the team wins a championship. The reason for giving up the season tickets is either a) the team has had too many disappointing seasons or b) the person is just being cheap

NOTE: This person should never be allowed to purchase season tickets ever again, banned from all future sporting events of this team, and never again be able to call themselves a "fan"

Billy said he was the biggest Giants fan in San Francsico, but The Biggest Loser gave up his season tickets last year when they won the World Series!

by Estimated Prophet August 22, 2011

loseratosis

Instead of calling a smart, dweeby person a loser, call them a loseratosis. They will understand it because its smarter.

Melissa is a loseratosis for knowing the molecular formula for hydrochloric acid

by Melissa K February 24, 2007

losersaurus

the biggest loser in the world

person 1:"dude! that losersaurus just totally dissed you!"
person 2:"man, he's the biggest loser in the world."

by jfgalkjflakjhflkaj October 3, 2007

Loserface

Angry Yung Femail with Batman belly rings or sidekick phones.

LoserFace smelt nice today, dont you think?

by Momorabecca June 24, 2009

Loser

Onision. Words synonymous to this are cuckold, idiot, and asshole.

"Wow, that dude is being such an Onision !"
"Don't you mean loser ?"
"Same difference."

by livewondrous July 31, 2018

Loser

Someone who doesn't have friends, doesn't party, and doesn't have anything in life worth living for. A real pathetic fucker who you'd feel bad for if he/she wasn't so goddamn dumb.

That guy is such a fucking loser he hasn't done anything in life.

by youfokinwotm8 August 9, 2020

Lolzer

An individual who uses the acronym "Lol" too many times.

Tom- "Wow jerry puts lol on everything"

Jack- "That guy is definitely a Lolzer"

by Dirtychong November 18, 2011