laid out

when a girl is sucking your dick and you are about to cum pull out and stomp on her foot, then when she is hopping up and down in pain cum on the floor so she slips and eats shit

"I totally laid out yo mamma last night."

by koolaidkoolaid October 7, 2011

what the ladies want

Okay, I'll enlighten you guys on this subject... here are some basic things that women want:
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.

I hope I've cleared things up for you... It's not all that difficult to figure out. (hint: follow the golden rule)

by Shawn B. October 11, 2003

ladies

See you later. Derived from the slang term "laters" and bastardized for sleek and amusing usage, "ladies" is rapidly becoming an Internet colloquialism. Its general mainstream use is in online instant messenger conversations, ergo, improvisation to its usage is continually developing.

buddy1: "alright man, it's late and i got uni tomoz, ladies"
buddy2: "kk ladies"

cooldude: "lols ur funny, newais, i'm ladies man"
dooshdude: "what? whatta player!"
nerddude: "ladies? where?"

pro@dota: "omfg and then the noob rage quits..."
pro@css: "farrr, that's ladies"

by Zhe May 29, 2007

ladies night out

A planned occasion at night which involves skanky ladies that would do just about anything to see some serious desperate meat compete for their stanky holes.

It's ladies night out so no meat allowed. It'll be a taco party,..minus the sour cream of course.

by justonegirl June 26, 2014

ladel

A stupid way of saying 'later'.

"See ya ladel, Doyle!"

by Cory N April 14, 2008

ladel

Another term used for the enjoyable act of Spooning. Commonly used when you want to use a less sexual and more comedical word in your descriptions.

Sarah and I LADELED the other night...together, on the couch... Naked! BowChickaBowWow!

by Alien51 September 26, 2009

Laden

It’s a urban kick to the word waiting and stressing the word out

Bro stfu I’ve bin laden for you to get out of bathroom

by Head from hamster October 20, 2019