jason

- someone who knows nuthin
- a marklar
- has gremlins
- a berkelite
- a jive turkey

- that guy is a jason
- you really jasoned that

by fakefakefake August 10, 2009

Jason Young from Harrisburg

Jason Young is a fag that stole Bam`s heartagram from his Mercedes, he aslo stole cd`s from the car. Bam has it on tape, but the lazy police dont wanna go to Harrisburg to arrest him.

Did Jason Young from Harrisburg stole Bams hearagram?
- Yes.

by FuckingRandomHero March 21, 2010

Jason

He is sweet and kind but he doesn’t know I exist. Besides that, he is the best guy I have ever met.

Jason, I wish I could talk to you.

by Rad Sis June 30, 2018

Jason

You may think Jason is charming and handsome, but you’re wrong! Jason is an asshole. A total psychopath. He is a mysterious guy but not in a good way. They tend to cheat on their partners. They are mentally and physically abusive. Often put up a front whether it’s “strong” or “intelligent.” Will ruin your family and/or friendships. Over dramatic. His way or the highway! Breaks the rules/laws to get his way. Unliked by all and knows it. Also secretly gay.

Jason is a prick.

by BigSexy_Bunny October 16, 2018

Jason

I murderer in which uses wood chips to kill people

Jason stabbed with a woodchip

by UnkyirishDefault November 28, 2018

Jason

Jason is a complete idiot with no place in this world he is fat and never changes his clothes

Maria:eew Jason is ugly and fat
Diane: I agree

by Twenty-one-ubers May 15, 2019

Jason

a total deadbeat. The kinda guy who brags about shit he doesn’t own and connections that doesn’t have. Flakes out on work appointments. Overpromises and never delivers. Lies about getting fired from Bloomberg.
Looks like if Freddy Krueger facefucked the topographical map of Utah.

Oh fuck my handyman just pulled a jason and didn’t show up

by bal3r July 14, 2019