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(short for boobs-to-maintenance ratio) is a commonly used metric for gold-diggers, pioneered by bitcoin millionaires and Hong Kong veterans.

Units: cup (A = 1, B = 2, etc...) per $1000 of monthly maintenance cost.

Anything with BTM ration of 4 or above is considered a good investment. The ultimate goal in life is to father children with women who have an infinite BTM ratio.
1. My Thai GF got a BTM ratio of 8, what a catch!

2. Hong Kong's average BTM ratio is 0.5, no wonder the country's falling apart!
by bal3r November 7, 2019
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When you try to patent shit that's in the public domain.

Ex/ Craig Wright claimed that the US government endorsed his claim to the Bitcoin whitepaper after he submitted an application that 10 people submitted before him and Wei Liu after him.
I'm gonna copywright the wheel and make Elon musk pay me royalties
by bal3r May 31, 2019
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DD or above, nice and bouncy. All eskimos know what this is about.
Eskimo 1: awesome head
Eskimo 2: titties. Grade a titties
Eskimo 1: grade ah!!
by bal3r October 26, 2019
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a total deadbeat. The kinda guy who brags about shit he doesn’t own and connections that doesn’t have. Flakes out on work appointments. Overpromises and never delivers. Lies about getting fired from Bloomberg.
Looks like if Freddy Krueger facefucked the topographical map of Utah.
Oh fuck my handyman just pulled a jason and didn’t show up
by bal3r July 15, 2019
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