Definitions by bal3r

BTM ratio 

(short for boobs-to-maintenance ratio) is a commonly used metric for gold-diggers, pioneered by bitcoin millionaires and Hong Kong veterans.

Units: cup (A = 1, B = 2, etc...) per $1000 of monthly maintenance cost.

Anything with BTM ration of 4 or above is considered a good investment. The ultimate goal in life is to father children with women who have an infinite BTM ratio.

1. My Thai GF got a BTM ratio of 8, what a catch!

2. Hong Kong's average BTM ratio is 0.5, no wonder the country's falling apart!

BTM ratio by bal3r November 7, 2019

Grade Ah

DD or above, nice and bouncy. All eskimos know what this is about.

Eskimo 1: awesome head
Eskimo 2: titties. Grade a titties
Eskimo 1: grade ah!!

Grade Ah by bal3r October 25, 2019

Jason 

a total deadbeat. The kinda guy who brags about shit he doesn’t own and connections that doesn’t have. Flakes out on work appointments. Overpromises and never delivers. Lies about getting fired from Bloomberg.
Looks like if Freddy Krueger facefucked the topographical map of Utah.

Oh fuck my handyman just pulled a jason and didn’t show up

Jason by bal3r July 14, 2019

copywright 

When you try to patent shit that's in the public domain.

Ex/ Craig Wright claimed that the US government endorsed his claim to the Bitcoin whitepaper after he submitted an application that 10 people submitted before him and Wei Liu after him.

I'm gonna copywright the wheel and make Elon musk pay me royalties

copywright by bal3r May 31, 2019