team Jordan's

A headass Jordan shoe.

Boi if you don't take off them fie team Jordan's.

by Will Ogude March 18, 2017

Team Jordan’s

bootleg ass Jordan’s that are NOT retros I repeat NOT retros that are usually worn by niggas named Manasseh,Alex,Randy,Steve,John,Tyler,Joe

Retro Jordan’s are real

team Jordan’s are fake

by Real_Definitions July 18, 2019

Michael Jordan

The most GOATED NBA player of all time no cap. Better than LeBron sorry. Lebron second after Jordan. Respect the GOAT!!!

Michael Jordan. The absolute G.O.A.T.

by Curry King 123 March 9, 2021

Jordan Peterson

Canadian psychologist famous for his opposition to compelled speech, and for urging people to take accountability and action for their life rather than blaming others for their circumstances.

Blue haired teen: “is that Jordan Peterson? He is problematic because he doesn’t say things I like”

Everyone else: “you smell like funyuns, leave the lobsterlord alone”

by Borgar hoarder December 10, 2022

Michael Jordan

The man that Lebron James will never be as good as

Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"

Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever

by FP123 April 26, 2011

jordan jereb

A creep. An Extremist nut, One man Klan Jereb, Tallahassee's most notorious racist. Gets on the news for his hate speech regularly. Runs around apalachee parkway waving weird bizarro Republic Of Florida flags wearing tactical gear and helmet threatening people. Tried to instigate fights outside waffle house and got arrested for trying to extort rick Scott's staffers. Teaches people to blame all their problems on Jews.

Oh shit its Jordan Jereb

by Bigboi68 June 7, 2017

The Jordan Belfort

The act of hitting a girl from behind, pulling out, nutting on her ass and then snorting the nut off.

Micheal: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Dan: I gave my girlfriend The Jordan Belfort, and now I can't smell anything!
Micheal: Lucky you! When I tried The Jordan Belfort all I got was a slap in the face!

by Micheal69420lol May 9, 2021