Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 6, 2020

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Jess

Jess is a very sexy bugga goes for very sexy men. Especially boys called Ryan.

Omg that’s Jess

by Sexybugga1010 July 12, 2022

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Jesse

Flu-like symptoms.

A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.

The person who always makes everybody sick.

"I saw Jesse and now I have flu-like symptoms"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"

by Dinomus.Prime April 12, 2022

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jesse jane

A person that is loyal and only does a bad thing once.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Jesse jane did. Person 2:yea but I don't think she will do it again

by Jane mindy November 7, 2020

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Jesse, a proper noun, meaning, “God exists”. Jesse is usually a Capricorn which by default are the hardest workers of the zodiac sign. They are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. Jesse is born shrewd. Don’t cross a Jesse. You will never win favor with them again.

Jesse walks on water.

by The mad hatter November 23, 2021

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