Jerkoffull

When a place is full of Jerkoffs

Boy that Gunt show was Jerkoffull

by Evil Con Weasel June 7, 2018

jerkob

A jerkob or jerkobo is much like an Weebo/Otaku. Is an over obsessive fan of Japanese culture. They revolve their whole lives around anime and manga, usually with the main stream material which they used to masterbate.

Serafen: Hey KingGuy why do you watch so much anime?

KingGuy: How else am I going to get my rock's off? I am a card carrying Jerkob!

by 9821687322 August 7, 2020

Jersey Jerkoff

A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system

Just gave myself a jersey jerkoff, man what a rush!

by Oikose November 7, 2017

Gentleman jerkoff

When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.

"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"

by Gentleman jerkoff August 8, 2020

jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"

"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"

by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005

jerka-jerka

An all around jerk, rude and sellfish. One who only thinks about their own feelings and is excedingly stubborn.

Gosh Golly Gee! That guy was such a jerka-jerka!

by Ashley((Ashy)) May 2, 2008