Retarded Jeremiah

Just like the term "silly billy" except its longer to say and it does not rhyme. You can use this in most situations even if the person in question is right.

Dude 1: Is that a car
Dude 2: Nah dude its a tree stop being such dam retarded jeremiah!!!!

or:
Dude1: Is that a tree?
Dude2: (even though it is a tree) Nah dude dont be such a dam retarded jeremiah!!!!

by Mooza September 6, 2005

New Jersey Trash

Lives off of exit 63 of the Garden State Parkway. Lies, steals, and lives in a fantasy all his own JB. He's a walking sexually transmitted disease whore who will blow anyone for attention. He needs to be in jail for being a thief (fired from Adidias in Atlantic City for stealing a co-workers wristlet and Bulgarian passport. Kicked out of a staten island home for stealing jewelry and selling it to cash 4 gold and being caught red handed with receipts on his passenger seat.), He's a pathological liar: On the next Real World cast, cast as a pornstar, a dancer for various clubs in NYC and NJ, works as a promoter for Harrah's Casino, Shot his own calender, Starring on a new Bravo reality series and the list goes on. If spotted approached with a closed fist and hit hard in the face (any area eye, nose, mouth will do).

I just went to Deko Lounge and saw NEW JERSEY TRASH taken out to the curb.

by Dirty Pink Undies April 17, 2011

Double suicide jerk off

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.

Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”

by EynonC December 22, 2019

Jerry Berries

(1990's, possibly earlier)

1. A type of high-quality marijuana, named in honor of Grateful Dead frontman, Jerry Garcia.

2. Any high-grade marijuana sold as small buds.

Commonly used by Phish fans and modern hippies. Popular in Vermont.

"That guy with the dreads is selling northern lights and Jerry Berries."

"Look at the crystals on these Jerry Berries! Dank nugs, bro."

by Menk November 29, 2006

jeremy meeks

A convicted felon that is said to have the sexiest mug shot of all time. From his chizeled cheek bones to dreamy blue eyes, girls have no choice but to fall in love.

Michelle: OMG! Did you see this guy Jeremy Meeks?!

Stephanie: Yessss! I'm saving up for his bail right now!

Guy #1: Yo, this dude Jeremy Meeks getting mad love.

Guy #2: True, no homo though, he's some good looking nigga.

by 77baller14 June 24, 2014

Jersey Barrier

Named after the only place on earth where multiple ten foot long, two ton pieces of concrete need to stop people from driving into oncoming traffic.

Thank God there are Jersey Barriers in New Jersey, otherwise head-on collisions would be a staple of driving in that state.

by coopedup13 March 23, 2008

jermya

Sweet,loyal,thick,sexy, a real person and will do anything for you no matter what

Jermya is the most loyal person I know

by Thehumandictionary2140 May 24, 2017