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jebs

a womans breasts.
used commonly by belfastians.
'jebs on her'
'qwere seta jebs'
by Trimble December 16, 2004
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jesus f christ

by Brian May 13, 2005
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Jesus Hair

An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they would be suave and stylish, like the beard of Jesus.
You are standing in front of the mirror, low and behold, your nip now bears a 2 inch long Jesus Hair!

"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."
by MBucher December 9, 2008
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Jesus christ on a bike

an exclamition of complete surprise, can be used instead OMG or some other thing you say when your surprised
Random: Yes i got an A, fuck yeah!

Random 2: Jesus Christ on a bike i got a D+

Random: Stupid gimp
by ph1LL September 19, 2010
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Jesus Sandals

The shoes that noobsor tourists will wear.
Usually in brown or black. Flat. Usually 2 or 3 straps going over the foot and buckling on the outside of the foot
Dude! Check out all those newbs with their Jesus Sandals!
by LaurAsh July 5, 2007
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Jesusland

A place where most(not all, fortunately) of the population consists of narrow-minded white Southern Baptists who got Bush a second term due entirely on his neo-evangelical "family values" he preached about in his 2004 presidential campaign that basically promoted religious bigotry and intolerance toward gays and Jews, along with policing womens' rights and deeming other religions as "inappropriate", while disregarding Bush's other plans which would throw this country into a further decay.

Jesusland also, coincidently, consists almost entirely of all the land where slavery used to be legal back in the 1800s.

Residents of Jesusland who voted against Bush often find themselves persecuted for supporting, in the words of their oppressors, "Godless, amoral, fag-loving baby-killers" once they say anything negative about him.
~The place I regretfully live in is part of Jesusland. Don't blame me, I voted against Bush!
by Pyro April 1, 2005
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Jesus freak

People of the Christian faith who become fanatical in their beliefs, eventually driving away friends with different religions, sexual preferences, ect. Note that not all Christians are like this.

While these people aren't "Bad" people,they are usually intolerant to others religious beliefs. They tend to tell those of other religion that they are going to Hell and that they need to convert to Christianity. These can also be those who preach about their respective denominations. There is also a possibility that they could be homophobic.
Jane: Hey are you a Christian
Joe: No, sorry. I'm a very devout Jew.
Jane: *gasp* OMG! We must save your soul! You must convert, lest you go to Hell!
Joe: Oh man, your a Jesus freak!
by W.R.C. Murphy August 4, 2008
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