jabilf

1. noun. Female under age of concent that has a very hot body. :) But unfortunately also has a child. :(
2. noun. A female that could be condered both jailbait and a milf.
3. adj. HOT!

James: Bro, Heather just had a kid!
Grimes: Hell nah! That trick is a total jabilf!
James: But her kid is black. (sad face) :'(
Grimes: Well, can't nail that jabilf. Fucking niglers...

by Roberto Bordez May 13, 2012

jail't

A word invented and used by IT morons

jail't - Jailed

Haww no danger mannnn, mah burd wiz lifted by ra boabs and jail't last night

by MombiusHibachi November 13, 2013

Jailfit

The appearance of looking ripped as hell like youve been working out in jail for six months.

Dude that guy looks jailfit as fuck, i wonder if he killed somebody.

by Surfsupnj May 24, 2015

jailhouse hat trick

Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting

Sheila took a jailhouse hat trick today

by TheHolyMess May 2, 2016

jail dance

A sexual dance performed by an adult on a minor, or vice-versa, resulting in one or both of the participants serving time

"Hey man, did you hear about the kid that went to the club for his birthday? What a badass!"

"Yeah, but the cops found out it was a jail dance and arrested the performer. He does look mature for an eleven year old though"

by Word_4_word September 21, 2016

Jail-lag

When a person is released from jail after several years and behaves as if they are still the same age as they went in.

She got jail-lag because after spending 5 years locked up, she is still acting like she's 18 .

by waterdew1 September 1, 2016

jail juice

A mix of anything containing any sort of alcohol into one refreshing beverage.

Phil decanted all the left over wines, beer, spirits and even a bottle of metholated spirits into the barrel of jail juice.

by Snoddy24 July 29, 2016