cell phone

Something a typical teenage girl CAN'T live without. It keeps her in touch with all her friends and she is probably always on it.

Hey! You wanna go to the movies with me and Amanda tonight?

by Brittany February 16, 2005

phone grenade

Step One: Steal your friends phone and run into the other room(don't let them know)
Step Two: Go into their contacts and pick someone embarrassing
Step Three: While it's ringing, run to your friend and hand them their phone.
This will cause them to act like an idiot while they try to answer their phone, or if no one answers, while the person calls your friend back and has to explain what happened.

Kellen- phone grenade!
Bill- uh,uh,uh what?

by ¡Kellen! January 20, 2009

phone bitch

the person who you give your phone and/or other belongings to when you want to mosh/dance at a gig. usually has zip pockets.

before i gorilla dance and floorpunch i better give my shit to the phone bitch!

by jesusx July 21, 2008

phone zombie

Any individual who through fate or their own misfortune finds themselves wearing a headset and mostly taking incoming calls for any organization that provides "assistance" to idiots too dumb to RTFM, or follow simple written directions, just so they can pay their freakin' bills and get another job.

Well since Bush has turned his back on the middle class and ruined the economy, I'll take one of these "great new jobs in the service economy" and work as a phone zombie at a couple of jobs to try to hang onto my mortgage/apartment/refrigerator box, till I get a job that pays more than $8.00 an hour if I'm lucky!

by Bruiser August 3, 2004

Phone home

A ridiculous phrase Lil wayne screams in his new Cd Tha Carter III.

Phone home!
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home!

by Chris Martins July 2, 2008

Cordless Phone

A phone in most homes that allows the talker to walk around freely without having to worry about cords and not leaving his/her 3 foot radius which the cord limits them to.

I have a cordless phone, so does my friend.

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

torture phone

When someone continues to call you even after you tell them to stop calling. And they make any excuse to call or talk to you and all you want to do is pull out your hair because he/she is getting on your last nerves!

You promise not to torture phone me? Because if you don't bitch it's going down.

by anonymous119293 August 5, 2008