idift lulz

I did it for the lulz.

the only reason anyone does anything.

IRC1: 4chan raided icanhascheesburger.com?

IRC2: yeah, i was there. idift lulz.

by waterbrother January 8, 2010

Idiocracy

Political statements that rely heavily on uniformed opinions that usually contradict themselves with little or no basis in truth or reality.

Someone in a position of political power who has no clue yet rambles on like they are all knowing.

Most of Donald Trump's public statements prove his idiocracy

by Maui Time October 18, 2015

Ass-idiot

When an asshole is being an idiot or acting stupid, or when an idiot is acting like an asshole.
Most commonly when an asshole is being an idiot.

" My dad was such an ass-idiot today, he tried to tell me I was an oxymoron because my name is Dawn but I'm never up until noon."

by Beadybutt May 30, 2006

Stupid Idiot

Someone who is a retard, or dumb ass, it is usually said in a jokingly way or another way of saying "You're stupid for doing that"

guy 1: *kicks girl1 best friend*
Girl1: Why did you do that you stupid idiot???

by LoserPopculture March 14, 2020

california idiot

An idiot from California. Most commonly a bad pizza delivery boy.

He walked back to the car after delivering the pizzas like some kind of California Idiot.

by Wnesbitt October 25, 2009

Idiotitis

Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, hundreds of millions of people have been affected by the disease.

Your best defense: Pimp slap the fucker and run like hell.

Herp: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Derp: I'm fixing the damn sink, what the hell do you think I'm doing?
Herp: Well your not gonna fix it like that.
Derp: O RLY?
Herp: Yeah really the water goes through the drain not the pipes.
Derp: I think you have Idiotitis dumbass. *pimp slap*

by donteverdothisagain July 1, 2012

Idioms

Adult code names for when they want to talk about their secret plans about feeding 3 year olds vegetables

Me:*thinks* why are they using idioms? are they crazy
Parents:*in idioms* prepare the vegetables and feed them broccoli

by shriekkk November 26, 2018