my happy place

a blissful state of mind created by a pleasing event or the effects of intoxicants.

Dude, seeing Gina in that black thong bikini sends me to my happy place!! (or)

Man, that weed you sold me is so bunk I cant even get to my happy place!!

by SimpleSpyman April 27, 2008

happy simon

a person in the middle of a threesome

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.

by Simon March 6, 2004

Happy Trail

1.A trail of pubic hair that starts (usually) from the belly button.

2. A trail that leads to a happy place.

i followed his happy trail to the magical forest.

by Ahkay August 6, 2011

Happy Traffic CD

A particular compilation CD (mixed tape-esque) that was scientifically formulated to reduce stress if listened to while in heavy traffic or all out jams.

Happy Traffic CD Track List:

1. "Ants Marching" - Dave Mathews Band
2. "Flagpole Sitta" - Harvey Danger
3. "My Own Worst Enemy" - Lit
4. "Rockin' the Suburbs" - Ben Folds
5. "Amsterdam" - Guster
6. "The Impression That I Get" - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
7. "Lay Down Sally" - Eric Clapton
8. "Stuck in the Middle With You" - Steve Miller Band
9. "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" - The Beatles
10. "Down To Earth" - Barenaked Ladies
11. "I Love Music" - Flunk
12. "No Rain" - Blind Melon
13. "Draggin' the Line" - R.E.M.
14. "Imitosis" - Andrew Bird
15. "Jimi Thing" - Dave Mathews Band
16. "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay
17. "I'm Yours" - Jason Mraz
18. "The Way I Am" - Ingrid Michaelson

by X (of XO) October 27, 2008

retard happy

Being extremely happy, more happy than the norm, happy like a retarted person (flapping of the hands etc)

man i got laid last night
shieet you must be retard happy

by mithereal January 14, 2008

Happy Hour

Takes place usually every Friday from 4-7pm. Used to celebrate the upcoming weekend, break from work, school. Adults usually go to a bar and drink, teenagers throw a special occassion, go to their friends house, maybe go to their girlfriends/boyfriends place and have sex, (for some reason teens do it these days), or just chill. Has been banned in Boston and the rest of Massachusetts.

Hey, schools out, wanna do happy hour smoke some cigs at my place and get stoned?

YO MAN! LETS GO TO THE BAR AND CRACK OFFENSIVE JOKES ABOUT OUR BOSS AT HAPPY HOUR TONIGHT BRO!

by Berg One December 11, 2009

happy meal

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open as though she's making a big happy smile.

Man, look at the mouf on that girl... I'll bet she'd take my happy meal with ease.

by al-stud December 26, 2009